If I am an alien

1. I would be bad alien. 

2. I would pee on every human with my pee alien hole. 

3. I would eat brain, probably they would taste like chicken or children with bad teeth. 

4. My tongue will be sticky and long like frogs. (easier to put human in one place) 

5. My head would be like medusa-like. Snakes retarded. 

6. I would hear bad rap music. We, alien like it. 

Or I could look like this :